An extremely useful and 100% practical app.

Coffin typed 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 is madness. No sane person needs that many instances of the word coffin ever. Please use this app for 100% useful and practical uses only.

LinguaIgnota (2) skrev:

No sane person needs that many instances of the word coffin ever. Please use this app for 100% useful and practical uses only.

coffin skrev:

You win a bonus coffin! coffin

You can't have e99 coffins. That query isn't even a number. That is a query to the mental calibur of a downs syndrom child. This isn't the god damn special coffin-generating olympics.

What's with all these useless apps everywhere? Why are they still so popular? Why hasn't the fad died out? It's like a multil-billion dollar decade long joke. Dumb girls with their little 'bla bla bla' elmo app shit. You touch a button and it does some gay shit. That's so retarded.

People are like 'Check out this app!' And it's like a picture of a cat. And when I touch the cat, it goes 'WOOF!' OH MY GOD HOW FUCKING INSANELY IRONIC. And that's worth a dollar to people. People pay money for that kind of magical power at their fingertips. Fuck smart phones. Why is it that stupid people are always the ones with smart phones? They're like raccoons to a shiny piece of metal. 'Ooo a shiny gadget! I wants a shiny gadget!'

You'd think people would have realized by now that no matter how advanced technology gets, it's still being used for the same old primitive insecure bullshit purposes. I'm all about materialism, but if you're going to waste money on something, make it something awesome. Not a little LCD screen with a 'Swine Flu Detector' app. Oh how cute! It beeps when it's near me! LOL! Who cares? Are your friends actually impressed by that? If they're not, who is? Someone is. Or else the fad-joke would have died out already. People are impressed by one's ability to buy a $300 device and click 'Download this app.' Then the owner of the phone takes full credit for the app because it's on THEIR smartphone which is an extension of THEIR body and THEIR identity. Fuck them.

If you were the only person alive on the earth, would you carry a smart phone? And would you download all those shithead cutesy 1-time-joke apps? I think not. Stop trying to be the kid on the playground with the funnest toy. Instead, get some blow and a hooker and don't tell a soul about it. That's money well spent. Because I ask myself - if I were the last person alive on the planet, would I do blow and fuck hooker? Well.. the answer to that question lies in another question - Yes?

You can't have LinguaIgnota in coffins. [...]

gnarfsan (7) skrev:

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Go figure :P