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The Spam Song
Subject: Re: [mini-filk] spammers
From: "Silicon Shaman"
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
"Martin DeMello" wrote in message
news:%[email protected]...
>> Kevin Ahearn wrote:
>
>>>> >>"Kevin Ahearn" wrote in message
>>>> >>news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>>>> >>> [TTTO the refrain from "American Pie" by Don McLean]
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> Why, why can't the spammers just die?
>>>>> >>> No one wants their breast enhancements, 'specially those who are guys
>>>>> >>> and the women don't need to increase their dick-size
>>>>> >>> Why, oh, why can't all the spammers just die?
>>>>> >>>
>>>
>>>> >>Hee hee hee!
>>>> >>
>>>> >>"Long, long time ago
>>>> >>I can still remember when my emails were from just my friends....
>>>> >>And I knew if I had new mail
>>>> >>It was because some news prevailed
>>>> >>And an answer I could anticipate to send.
>>>> >>But soon the ads would make me shiver
>>>> >>With the strangenesses they would deliver:
>>>> >>Bad news from the Congo
>>>> >>And boobs as big as bongos!
>>>> >>I can't remember if I cried
>>>> >>When cheap viagra first I spied
>>>> >>But Asian teens I have denied
>>>> >>This crud I can't abide...
>>>> >>So why, why can't the spammers just die?
>>>> >>I don't need to build no muscles or ephedra to try
>>>> >>Don't want no kiddie porn or a diet to buy
>>>> >>So why can't the spammers just die?
>>>> >>Why do the spammers still try?"
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Sing it, folks....
>>> > Did you write this mass-mailed trash
>>> > And do you believe in easy cash
>>> > If a cross-post tells you so?
>>> > And do you believe in Ponzi schemes?
>>> > Can you live way beyond your means
>>> > If you can send out lots of junk just so?
>>> > Well, I know that you're a silly jerk
>>> > And I know you don't believe in work
>>> > Your "from:" address is fake
>>> > Oh, won't you please give me a break?
>>> > I'm just an ordinary logged-in schlub
>>> > With a pre-owned PC and a dial-up
>>> > But now my in-box is filled up
>>> > Why won't the spammers die?
>>> >
>>> > And now I'm singing
>>> > Why, why won't the spammers just die
>>> > While they're looking for their free lunch and their pie in the sky
>>> > Cause if they don't stop, we'll kiss free e-mail good-bye
>>> > Why, oh, why can't all the spammers just die?
>>> > Why can't all the spammers just die?
>> Now for ten years, we've been reading news
>> On groups that chat about net.abuse
>> But that's not gonna help us much
>> When the spammers post in a hit-and-run
>> With a script some hax0r wrote for fun
>> And a pitch that screams at you in Dutch
>>
>> Oh, and still the posts keep coming on
>> With sites that promise warez and pr0n
>> And getting them's not hard...
>> Just use your credit card
>> And while newsfeeds worldwide they obstruct
>> With real live nymphets getting laid
>> Small wonder that my bandwidth sucked
>> The way the spammers vied
>>
>> And we were singing
>> Why, why won't the spammers just die?
>> I don't care about the whereabouts of cams set to spy
>> Don't need big breasts, or a viagra supply
>> I just wish that all the spammers would die
>> Wish that all the spammers would die
Do you remember long ago,
back when the nets were slow.
So now we have cable and DSL
it's all gone to bloody hell.
now well, so it seems
that William Gibson's dreams
have all been buried below
a heap of marketing schemes.
But now I have an evil plan,
to wipe the crud off my LAN.
Gonna hack the spammers and place on
all their opt-in lists the Pentagon.
As they tie up the Department of Defence
Spam will be made a Capital offence.
They'll rue the day they Joe-jobbed the president.
Gonna help Mr F.B.I
Singing;
My, my how the spammers will fry !
to save their skins the lawyers will try,
but somehow their emails just vanish and die,
replaced by ones advertising a viagra supply.
Gonna watch all those spammers hang and die.
*Evvilll chuckle*
From: "Silicon Shaman"
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
"Martin DeMello" wrote in message
news:%[email protected]...
>> Kevin Ahearn wrote:
>
>>>> >>"Kevin Ahearn" wrote in message
>>>> >>news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>>>> >>> [TTTO the refrain from "American Pie" by Don McLean]
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> Why, why can't the spammers just die?
>>>>> >>> No one wants their breast enhancements, 'specially those who are guys
>>>>> >>> and the women don't need to increase their dick-size
>>>>> >>> Why, oh, why can't all the spammers just die?
>>>>> >>>
>>>
>>>> >>Hee hee hee!
>>>> >>
>>>> >>"Long, long time ago
>>>> >>I can still remember when my emails were from just my friends....
>>>> >>And I knew if I had new mail
>>>> >>It was because some news prevailed
>>>> >>And an answer I could anticipate to send.
>>>> >>But soon the ads would make me shiver
>>>> >>With the strangenesses they would deliver:
>>>> >>Bad news from the Congo
>>>> >>And boobs as big as bongos!
>>>> >>I can't remember if I cried
>>>> >>When cheap viagra first I spied
>>>> >>But Asian teens I have denied
>>>> >>This crud I can't abide...
>>>> >>So why, why can't the spammers just die?
>>>> >>I don't need to build no muscles or ephedra to try
>>>> >>Don't want no kiddie porn or a diet to buy
>>>> >>So why can't the spammers just die?
>>>> >>Why do the spammers still try?"
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Sing it, folks....
>>> > Did you write this mass-mailed trash
>>> > And do you believe in easy cash
>>> > If a cross-post tells you so?
>>> > And do you believe in Ponzi schemes?
>>> > Can you live way beyond your means
>>> > If you can send out lots of junk just so?
>>> > Well, I know that you're a silly jerk
>>> > And I know you don't believe in work
>>> > Your "from:" address is fake
>>> > Oh, won't you please give me a break?
>>> > I'm just an ordinary logged-in schlub
>>> > With a pre-owned PC and a dial-up
>>> > But now my in-box is filled up
>>> > Why won't the spammers die?
>>> >
>>> > And now I'm singing
>>> > Why, why won't the spammers just die
>>> > While they're looking for their free lunch and their pie in the sky
>>> > Cause if they don't stop, we'll kiss free e-mail good-bye
>>> > Why, oh, why can't all the spammers just die?
>>> > Why can't all the spammers just die?
>> Now for ten years, we've been reading news
>> On groups that chat about net.abuse
>> But that's not gonna help us much
>> When the spammers post in a hit-and-run
>> With a script some hax0r wrote for fun
>> And a pitch that screams at you in Dutch
>>
>> Oh, and still the posts keep coming on
>> With sites that promise warez and pr0n
>> And getting them's not hard...
>> Just use your credit card
>> And while newsfeeds worldwide they obstruct
>> With real live nymphets getting laid
>> Small wonder that my bandwidth sucked
>> The way the spammers vied
>>
>> And we were singing
>> Why, why won't the spammers just die?
>> I don't care about the whereabouts of cams set to spy
>> Don't need big breasts, or a viagra supply
>> I just wish that all the spammers would die
>> Wish that all the spammers would die
Do you remember long ago,
back when the nets were slow.
So now we have cable and DSL
it's all gone to bloody hell.
now well, so it seems
that William Gibson's dreams
have all been buried below
a heap of marketing schemes.
But now I have an evil plan,
to wipe the crud off my LAN.
Gonna hack the spammers and place on
all their opt-in lists the Pentagon.
As they tie up the Department of Defence
Spam will be made a Capital offence.
They'll rue the day they Joe-jobbed the president.
Gonna help Mr F.B.I
Singing;
My, my how the spammers will fry !
to save their skins the lawyers will try,
but somehow their emails just vanish and die,
replaced by ones advertising a viagra supply.
Gonna watch all those spammers hang and die.
*Evvilll chuckle*
Den rigtige spam song kommer da fra Monty Python.
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#11 -
10. feb. 2003 18:07
Så mangler vi bare lige en MP3 udgave...
(Ja, eller Ogg Vorbis for den sags skyld!!!)
/TuXP
(Ja, eller Ogg Vorbis for den sags skyld!!!)
/TuXP
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