Et sjovt grin (uheldige skadeanmeldelser) //HAHA

Fodgægeren havde ikke ringeste anelse om, hvor han skulle hen, så jeg kørte ham ned.

Jeg mener, at ingen af sagens parter er skyld i uheldet, men hvis det ikke desto mindre er tilfældet, er det den anden.

lynnedslag under uvejr i dybfryser

Undertegnede erklærer herved, at have set frk. Larsen ben, og er som følge heraf uarbejdsdygtig.

Airplane Repair

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of
humor.

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QUANTAS pilots
and the corrective action recorded by mechanics. By the way, Quantas is
the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P stands for the problem the pilots entered in the log, and

S stands for the corrective action taken by the mechanics.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for!

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing. (note: this was for a piston-engined
airplane; the pilot meant the engine was not running smoothly)
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed

Patienten bor sammen med sin mor, far og kæle-skildpadde, som p.t. er I dagpleje 3 gange om ugen.

Afføringen har samme farve som dørene på afdeling 19.

Patienten har ingen fortilfælde af selvmord.