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vandfarve (4) skrev:

Jeg kan ikke se det sjove.

En fiktiv pige snakker med en fiktiv dreng. Drengen sulter, det gør pigen ikke. Pigen spiller FarmVille på Facebook. Det kan drengen ikke forstå. Pigen logger af. The end.

... og hvor er det sjove i det udover det åbenlyse?

Caek of Doom (6) skrev:

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1112/ :D

Ronson (8) skrev:

http://fishki.net/picsw/022010/08/pics/photopodborka_114.jpg
hvad fanden i helvede går det lige ud på?

The patient asked the doctor:
- Doctor, I cured?
- Yes, me and most interesting ...

New Year's night. On the operating table, screaming in pain guy with appendicitis. Bute chimes, the surgeon wears a gauze mask:
- Well, my colleagues, Happy New Year, I ask all to join us!

- Student, why do you not prepared for classes?
- Do not have time ...
- Girls, eh?
- No, you!
- Studeeent, you upset me!

What girl is different from a mosquito?
But when the mosquito sucks it does not need to iron on the head.

Guy falls into hell. Upset, sits at the head holding. Suitable for him traits:
- A guy Do not worry. It is not so bad. You had smoked when he was alive?
- Yes, but not keen for health suffered.
- Here, you'll enjoy our Monday, smoke all you want, but drink?
- Yes, but not keen for health suffered.
- Here, you'll enjoy our Tuesday drink all you want, and drugs taken?
- Yes, but not keen for health suffered.
- Here, you liked our environment, widening as you like, but games of chance played?
- Yes, but not get carried away, money is not very much was.
- Here, you'll enjoy our Thursday, no one loses. And with men Sex takes?
- Oh, no, I'm not in those cases!
- Oh, man, then our Friday you do not like it!

There comes a man in a brothel, and five cents in his pocket. He came and said:
- What have you for five cents there?
Employee:
- Go into the third room.
Guy went. A second runs with the cry:
- But there old woman!
Employee:
- What did you expect for five cents?
Well, the man went through the second runs again:
- But she was dead!
Employee:
- No, but what you want for five cents?
Well, man went and did his job, and once again ran out shouting:
- She has mucus flowed from his nose!
Employee:
- Zinc and Zinc, changed ka-old woman in a third room, and it is already full!

Fagot Edita at minimotike, slyshet something wrong with the transport stopped for repairs. Biker rides, to see that it is necessary to help the two wheeled friend.
Referring says:
- Listen Керя, well Th Pikhno your piece of shit?
- A mopedik where to put the nasty?

Edita guy on the machine sees the guy is green, stop and sprashyvaet:
- YOU, who?
- I fag from Mars. Hey give me a lift.
- Dan you pristanesh yet.
- Yes, the sky does not excite me earthlings!
- Well sodis?
Edita next guy sees red light:
- YOU, who?
- I fag with Vinery.Slysh give me a lift?
- Sit down.
Edita sees a man in blue lights. Well, no longer afraid, stops and says:
- Well, you fag from where?
- Traffic policemen your dokumentiki.

End light!
Beasts in the woods collecting advice!
Leo says: "Let the last day we will dance!?" All: "No do not want."
Elephant said: "Let the last day shall we sing?" All: "No do not want."
Giraffe says: "Come the last day we tra ** o.s" All: "Let's !!!". That's all there who are as driven.
Suitable giraffe to the elephant: "Let's con ** emsya" elephant: "Come on, giraffe say:" Elephant snemi condom all the same the last day of live why would you need ???!!"
Elephant said: "This is not a condom is Udav makes me blowjob!

- We go once on the street - we hear from the entrance shouting: Help! Murder!
- Well, are you?
- What helped killed ...

Crossed the beaver from advertising Colget Total advertising in blend-a-med.
He asked, well, that the teeth were whiter?
What sort of teeth, you look at my eggs!

Sitting girl in the sandbox, among other children, playing, standing beside a huge suitcase. Suitable man and asks:
- Girl, why do you want such a big suitcase?
Girl rises from his knees, shake dress, and goes after shouting:
- Allah akbar, uncle!

Two Americans held an internship at Russia's submarine. They went out of their cabins and see: Russian fuss, running around and constantly yelling: "Who threw
boots on the remote? Who threw the boots on the remote? "
Well, Americans decided to show off, to reproach them:
- And here we have in America ...
- Yes NETU YOUR America ... Who Throw boots ON REMOTE??

Indians were two cemeteries. At one point they were burying the good Indians, and another dead!

Washed as: Winnie and Pyatochek
Winnie: Pyatochek you pour boiling water?
Pyatochek: NA. VR
Pyatochek: VVIIIII !!!!!!!!

Comes mondavoshka the agency to hire staff to get a job. She offered to go to Ivan Ivanovich on his mustache. She leaves, and the next day
returns and says:
- I can not work with Ivan Ivanovich on his mustache, he smokes, but I have to
tobacco smoke allergy!
She said:
- Well, go to Pyotr Petrovich on member.
She leaves, but a day comes back.
- What is it?
- I can not work with Peter Petrovich. Fall asleep on his penis, and woke up on the mustache Ivan Ivanovich, and he smokes, and I have an allergy to tobacco smoke.

Sit in heaven with God Damn, talk about life.
Traits:
- God, what a case, you also solid chaos on earth is going on!
God:
- How is it? Do not be.
Traits:
- Hu see.
The devil turns into a naked beautiful heifer, and lay before the church and spread her legs. Past attending priest. He saw the calf, looked around and
quickly canceled it, straightened clothes and went to church.
The devil comes back to the sky and makes God, they say, have you seen that you
happening. Then God turns to the church father:
- So we have, devils, and the Böhm%.

- Dear, I filed for divorce.
- I have two horns in favor.

Woman gives birth on the street. There is a punk. Woman:
- Help!
Punk:
- Duc, Th do?
Woman:
- Pull the child for the crown!
Punk:
- Opanki! Pulled!
Woman:
- Take the legs and slap!
Punk (giving the child hefty slaps):
- And that there no longer climb up!

- Gulchitai, open a beer.
- May face??
- Yes, your face just to open a beer ...

- Hello, Novodevichy convent?
- Yes - The new girl is?