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Gravatar #1 - Imperial
25. apr. 2010 19:40
"Hi Newz.dk Has anyone seen this website before? I find it amusing."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nevz.dk with me, I thought it was very interesting."

Jeg keder mig bare lidt i aften xD

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php
Gravatar #2 - Imperial
25. apr. 2010 19:43
"Kan den her oversætte danske tekster?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Danish version, or what?"
Gravatar #3 - Strauss
25. apr. 2010 19:55
"You smell of horse dung"

...10 translations later we get:

"From: the taste of Miss Ma"
Gravatar #4 - PowerPatrick
25. apr. 2010 19:59
"Shut the fuck up." -> 54 translations -> "Welcome to hell"
"It fucking sucks." -> 10 translations -> "The pleasure of smoking."
Gravatar #5 - xXgmzorXx
25. apr. 2010 20:15
"Radeon, ATI, AMD, Nvidia & Intel spiste middag sammen"

...54 translations later we get:

"Travel, Athey, Intel, credit and Nvidia, and Sammy."

Who the fuck is Sammy!?
Gravatar #6 - Daniel-Dane
25. apr. 2010 20:15
Jeg fandt en gang en bedre side, som ikke ødelagde teksten totalt. Hvis jeg dog bare kunne huske den!

Anywho;
Once upon a time there was a boy who found a girl. She loved water but she was afraid of fire.
54 oversættelser senere:
Total Fire No.


(Allerede efter den første oversættelse frem/tilbage afrikaans, er meningen ændret:
Once upon a time there was a boy that a girl found. She loved water, but she was afraid of fire.
)

Det ser faktisk ud til, at det især er kinesisk, som ødelægger det.
Gravatar #7 - <3Thinkpads
25. apr. 2010 20:18
The penis is very small and smells of old cunt."

...25 translations later we get:

"Very little land, spices to taste."
Gravatar #8 - tazimn
25. apr. 2010 20:45
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...25 translations later we get:

"Since that decision, right?"

Så er det mysterie opklaret..
Gravatar #9 - Strauss
25. apr. 2010 20:49
#5: xXgmzorXx

Det er selvfølgelig Microsoft Sam :)

#6: Daniel-Dane

Den hjemmeside hvor den oversætter fra engelsk til japansk, til engelsk til japansk osv.? :)
Gravatar #10 - searchia
25. apr. 2010 21:04
nyheder for rigtige nørder

54 oversættelser senerer

Real estate news.
Gravatar #11 - MiniatureZeus
25. apr. 2010 21:05
riginal text:

"Oh my titties is burning like ice on fire!"

...25 translations later we get:

"Ah, the magic of fire in my heart!"
Gravatar #12 - ignuz
25. apr. 2010 21:10
Original text:

"Jeg kendte engang en gammel mand som "

...54 translations later we get:

"Posutogadenbasuketto Shareholders."

Interessant hvor Posutogadenbasuketto kommer fra da google ikke gav nogle resultater.
Gravatar #13 - GormDK
25. apr. 2010 21:46
Strauss (9) skrev:
Den hjemmeside hvor den oversætter fra engelsk til japansk, til engelsk til japansk osv.? :)


http://translationparty.com/#4928028 :)

#OP:
""Hi Newz.dk Has anyone seen this website before? I find it amusing."
-> Translation party ->

"I said, "Hello, I said," I said before this site Newz.dk. were smiling and said please do not refer to the problem"
Gravatar #14 - Slettet Bruger [2045874753]
25. apr. 2010 21:48
Original text:

"My back is ripped to shreds, i'm bleeding"

...54 translations later we get:

"Congress of violence in the blood."
Gravatar #15 - Genzo
25. apr. 2010 21:51
I like Pie

blev

"Vertical"
Gravatar #16 - Slettet Bruger [2045874753]
25. apr. 2010 21:54
Edit... er helt sikker på jeg skrev det i en anden tråd
Gravatar #17 - themuss
25. apr. 2010 21:56
INFIDELS!!! 54??? DET ENESTE "RIGTIGE" TAL ER 42!!!!!
Gravatar #18 - xXgmzorXx
25. apr. 2010 22:14
Original text:

"Blow me bitch"

...54 translations later we get:

"Why"
Gravatar #19 - Jakob Jakobsen
25. apr. 2010 22:16
Imponerende:

"Now We Are All Sons-of-Bitches"

...25 translations later we get:

"They are all crazy"

#18

Har lavet den 5 gange og har fået ""Allen said." hver gang.
Gravatar #20 - Strauss
25. apr. 2010 22:23
Ved 25 translations får jeg:

"blow me bitch"

...25 translations later we get:

"How come"

ved 54 får jeg:

"blow me bitch"

...54 translations later we get:

"Why"

:)
Gravatar #21 - Jakob Jakobsen
25. apr. 2010 22:30
Den er specielt god til citater, den fik da lavet et par "linjer" til messenger:

"A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it. "

...54 translations later we get:

"The success of the voting process and science of glass, the enemy of truth, well, I think only once."

...den skal nok give et par kommentarer.

Næste gang i skal maile til en Indisk supporter eller lign, så kør lige jeres brev igennem først.
Gravatar #22 - onetreehell
25. apr. 2010 23:05
"All of these candidate signals are investigated individually below"
blev til
"But"
Jeg forstår ikke hvordan den kan få så megen mening ned i et ord :P
Gravatar #23 - Chewy
25. apr. 2010 23:10
"Der er ikke noget at komme efter"

...25 translations later we get:

"Blood in the morning light"

Har altid vist at manden snakkede i kode....
Gravatar #24 - xXgmzorXx
25. apr. 2010 23:16
#19

Underligt?

Jeg prøvede også "Shut the fuck up." -> 54 translations -> "Welcome to hell", det virkede efter jeg refreshede siden... (altså jeg fik "Close" 3-4 gange, men så kom "Welcome to hell"
Gravatar #25 - onetreehell
25. apr. 2010 23:22
Close giver Close... :D
Gravatar #26 - xXgmzorXx
25. apr. 2010 23:23
"What is the lord of bungholes?"

...54 translations later we get:

"House of God?"
Gravatar #27 - onetreehell
25. apr. 2010 23:26
"By using this tool, you understand that it is made for fun and is not designed to insult anyone in any way."

"In any case, the use of this device, it is sin."
Gravatar #28 - Chewy
25. apr. 2010 23:53
Original text:

"e=mc2"

...54 translations later we get:

"Iran 2 ™. ""


Original text:

"i am not a crook"

...54 translations later we get:

"Question."


Original text:

"Wont somebody think about the children!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Children will learn how to think!"

Gravatar #29 - gnаrfsan
26. apr. 2010 00:18
Original text:

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

...54 translations later we get:

"Traveled faster than all of my eel."

Kinda good:

"Fuck you whale and fuck you dolphin!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Damn damn whales and dolphins!"

But what the fuck?:
"the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

...10 translations later we get:

"Speed Bar Baroque"
Gravatar #30 - gnаrfsan
26. apr. 2010 07:07
Hmm den kan også bruges til at evaluere sandheder:

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."

...54 translations later we get:

"No risk."
Gravatar #31 - Strauss
26. apr. 2010 07:49
Original text:

"Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions."

...10 translations later we get:

"The emergence and development of black sheep."
Gravatar #32 - Daniel-Dane
26. apr. 2010 15:39
#21
Den bliver lige så god på Translation Party.
Gravatar #33 - Tumleren
26. apr. 2010 16:02
"This is stupid"

...54 translations later we get:

"Education"

--

"You're stupid"

...54 translations later we get:

"I ask"

--

"I'm with stupid"

...54 translations later we get:

"Small"
Gravatar #34 - Imperial
26. apr. 2010 17:35
Original text:

"Du kan få kebab!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Yellow-brown and meat!"
Gravatar #35 - themuss
26. apr. 2010 20:25
LOL :)

"Idiot"

...54 translations later we get:

"Drunk"
Gravatar #36 - xXgmzorXx
26. apr. 2010 20:30
"Homer J. Simpson, the J stands for Jay.
Repeat that in 'drunkish':"

...54 translations later we get:

"Simpson, hammer, who created the booklet."

#33

"I'm with hooker!"

...25 translations later we get:

"I am a bitch!
Gravatar #37 - jeldtoft
27. apr. 2010 22:06
"jeg har lange negle "

...10 translations later we get:

"EGM Karaoke negli"
Gravatar #38 - gnаrfsan
27. apr. 2010 22:10
Sushi holder altid!

"I love sushi!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I love sushi!"
Gravatar #39 - KC
27. apr. 2010 22:10
Original text:

"Do or do not. There is no try."

...54 translations later we get:

"But no."
Gravatar #40 - KC
27. apr. 2010 22:15
gnarfsan (38) skrev:
Sushi holder altid!

"I love sushi!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I love sushi!"

Original text:

"i love sushi"

...54 translations later we get:

"My country."
Gravatar #41 - gnаrfsan
27. apr. 2010 22:17
@40: Du skal putte mere følelse i, brug udråbstegn!1!
Gravatar #42 - xXgmzorXx
27. apr. 2010 23:17
Jeg syntes sgu det underligt at "I love sushi" uden udråbstegn, bliver til My country. Hvordan fanden giver sætningen ikke længere mening med udråbstegn, så translateren får problemer med at oversætte det?
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