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Caek of Doom mod NioBe
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sut den op fra slap.... den der er bedst er kvinden i alle nørders liv....
ej... jeg har det !!!!!!!!!!!! JEG HAR DET !!!:
DEn af jer der bedst kan tegne i paint og designe en mega fed hjemme side i paint og lave det fedeste game i paint..... og den fedeste pr0n movie i paint..... og designe den fedeste kjole i paint..... eller lave den fedeste hamster.. mener farve eller tegne den fedeste hamster på en cykel, der spiser en ost og leger med sig selv på den grummeste måde, i paint vinder...
kan vi ikke lukke denne tråd fordi,,, vi ses nok en dag i gaden i allboer..... fuck jeg er faktisk en nærd der skriver selvom ingen gider at læse hvad jeg ksriver... men jeg sidder alene og skriver med mig slev... det er bedste jeg ved... vi ses venner :D skååål
ej... jeg har det !!!!!!!!!!!! JEG HAR DET !!!:
DEn af jer der bedst kan tegne i paint og designe en mega fed hjemme side i paint og lave det fedeste game i paint..... og den fedeste pr0n movie i paint..... og designe den fedeste kjole i paint..... eller lave den fedeste hamster.. mener farve eller tegne den fedeste hamster på en cykel, der spiser en ost og leger med sig selv på den grummeste måde, i paint vinder...
kan vi ikke lukke denne tråd fordi,,, vi ses nok en dag i gaden i allboer..... fuck jeg er faktisk en nærd der skriver selvom ingen gider at læse hvad jeg ksriver... men jeg sidder alene og skriver med mig slev... det er bedste jeg ved... vi ses venner :D skååål
Caek of Doom, hands down.
Men NioBe, hands up.
Jeg finder det dog lidt trist at der kun er 2 piger herinde.
Jeg mener, hvad nu hvis vi skal holde newz.dk party? Saa er vi jo noed til at have en mandlig danser ogsaa, og det er da lidt trist hvis han kun har 2 piger og FLemhans at danse med :(
Men NioBe, hands up.
Jeg finder det dog lidt trist at der kun er 2 piger herinde.
Jeg mener, hvad nu hvis vi skal holde newz.dk party? Saa er vi jo noed til at have en mandlig danser ogsaa, og det er da lidt trist hvis han kun har 2 piger og FLemhans at danse med :(
Selvfølgelig er der flere... jeg ved af 5. Kommer an på hvem der er aktive :P
Men derudover lyder en newz party som en god idé, men the community er ret godt spredt
Men derudover lyder en newz party som en god idé, men the community er ret godt spredt
Den er skide sjov for en /B/tard ^^
det startede med at de altid nupper cykler
http://hades.explainthisimage.com/content/1886/res...
det startede med at de altid nupper cykler
http://hades.explainthisimage.com/content/1886/res...
noramskull (51) skrev:Jeg synes at man burde lave følgende ændringer her på newz:
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KUN TIL JER, dejlige newz-drenge!
15 cm høj, 20 cm i diameter
2 kg
Social status? .. øøh... Om nom NOM?
Jeg tænder på sofacykler, men hvis du har et par lagkagelys og en lighter så går det vel også an.
wtf
#70
Ronson sidder sikkert og opdaterer din profil hvert 5 minut, for at finde ud af hvorfor du ikke svarer på hans lumre breve :D
Ronson sidder sikkert og opdaterer din profil hvert 5 minut, for at finde ud af hvorfor du ikke svarer på hans lumre breve :D
shantri (74) skrev:free speech?
Skulle bare lige være sikker:
Disgusting jokes for disgusting people!
What's the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes in your face.
What's the best part about fucking twenty six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Q: Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake came out of the girl.
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your dick on her teddy bear...
What do you get when you put a baby in a microwave?
An erection.
What do niggers and apples have in common?
They both look darn good hanging from a tree.
Q. What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
A. gang rape.
Why did the girl throw her hamster out the window?
She had down syndrom which is a chromosomal disorder caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome. The condition is characterized by a combination of major and minor differences in structure. Often Down syndrome is associated with some impairment of cognitive ability and physical growth as well as facial appearance.
Whats the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a wall?
My dick while im doing it.
Why do they boil water when a woman is giving birth?
In case it dies they can make soup.
A jew, a muslim and a nigger walk into a bar.
The bartender says 'get the fuck out'
A thirteen year old girl from kentucky writes dear abbey and says, "I'm a thirteen year old girl and I'm still a virgin, do you think my brothers are gay?"
A paraplegic walks-
An alcoholic walks into a bar-
A mute walks into a bar and says-
A pair of siamese twins walk into a bar and say "I'll-"
A muslim walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer-
A Hindu walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a hamburger-"
A Jew walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a cheeseburger-
A deaf man walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a cheeseburger" and the barkeep says-
A blind man walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a cheeseburger" and the barkeep says "Hey, look-"
A transsexual walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a cheeseburger" and the barkeep says "Hey, look, it's-"
A feminist walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a cheeseburger" and the barkeep says "Hey, look, it's the guy-"
An Irishman walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a cheeseburger" and the barkeep says "Hey, look, it's the guy we don't have to worry about offending!"
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you told her twice already.
What do you call a woman with one black eye? A good listener.
What does a woman do when she gets home from the hospital?
The fucking dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
How do you save a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of their head
What is the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
I don't have a corvette in my garage
Why do black people have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream
97% of dangerous driving offences are committed by men.
You know what that means?
3% are committed by... Bloody. Women. Drivers
What did the deaf, blind and dumb boy get for Christmas?
Cancer
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a women.
whats the diff between a picture of jesus and jesus?
the picture only takes one nail to hang up
what did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
So she can moan with the other.
what is even funnier than trowing a baby of a cliff?
trying to catch it with a pitchfork
what would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Womens rights
Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left"?
Because black people have no rights.
What's the difference between a bench and a nigger?
A bench can support a family.
What should you do if you find a seriously wounded black man from your backyard?
Stop laughing and shoot him again.
What do you buy from a nigger at a garage sale?
Your bike
why does a banana not like niggers?
to get to the other side
What's the only holliday that white people celebrate that niggers can't?
Father's Day.
Whats the diffrence between a bucket of shit and a nigger?
the bucket
What's black and comes in small cans?
Michael Jackson
You guys ever had Ethiopian food?
No?
Neither have they.
What do Ethiopian children do at night?
Starve.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
So three 8th graders are pissing the the bathroom and they become
curious and decide to see who's dick is the biggest.
The first two kids pull out their dicks and decide that the second
kid's dick is the biggest.
Then the third kid, who was black, pulled out his dick.
"Wow" said the other two 8th graders. "You have the biggest dick by far!"
The black 8th grader goes home full of pride. He walks up to his mom and says,
"Hey mom me and the other kids at school today compared dicks and
my dick is the biggest by far! Is that because I'm black?"
"No honey," replied his mother. "It's because you're 23."
whats the difference between dead baby and watermelon?
you dont fuck watermelon before you eat it.
whos the best jewish cook
Hitler
Whats the easiest way to make your dick look bigger?
Put it in a three year old.
How did the grand canyon form?
Some one chucked a penny down a rabbit hole in a jewish colony
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew the lightbulb
What do you call a nigger with no arms?
Trustworthy.
Why do niggers walk so funny?
You would too if you spent the first nine months of your life dodging a coathanger.
What do jews yell in the bus?
"Hit the gas pedal!"
What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics?
Walking
What's the difference between a nigger and a pepperoni pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
how do you get elton john to sleep with a woman?
shit in her cunt
Why dont jewish women like giving blow jobs?
Its a bit too close to the gas chamber
What's the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload the truck full of sand with a pitchfork.
What happens when you put a baby in a microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
What's the no. 1 cause of pedofilia?
Sexy children
How do you stop your next-door neighbours kids from jumping your fence?
Molest them
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
I'll see you next month
Why did the showers at Auschwitz have 11 holes?
Because Jews have ten fingers
I actually have a black person in my family tree you know
he's been hanging there for quite a while!!
We had a black out in our street last night....... we had him arrested
I just drank some mountain dew.
It was diet.
What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a washing machine?
You can bung you load in a washing machine and it wont drop out a retarded baby.
How many kids does the average Austrian have?
2GB.
What's the best thing about showering with a 10 year old girl?
Once her hair gets wet she looks like she's 8.
What's the best thing about sex with a 10 year old girl?
Flip her over and it's a 10 year old boy.
What's the difference between a driveway and a five year old boy?
I don't care if the cops catch me pulling out of a driveway.
How do you get a nigger our of a tree?
Cut the rope
Q: Whats funnier than a baby in a trash can?
A: One baby in six trash cans.
Q: What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: baby in a microwave.
Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave?
A: How the fuck should I know? I was too busy masturbating.
Q: What is red and creeping up your legs?
A: A homesick abortion!
Q: What should you do when your baby is stuck in a blender?
A: Use a straw.
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork
Q: How long does it take to paint a room with dead babies?
A: Depends how hard you throw em.
Q: What is funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome
Q: What's the difference between babies and grannies?
A: Grannies don't die when you fuck them in the ass.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
A: I don't cum all over an apple before I eat it.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
A: You can't fuck a table.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit!
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: A pile of 100 dead babies.
Q: What's even grosser than that?
A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.
Q: What's even grosser than that?
A: When it goes back for seconds.
Q: What do you get when you mix a dead baby,and a pint of cum?
A: LUNCH!
Q: Why do they boil water when a woman is giving birth?
A: If it's born dead they can make soup.
Q: Why shouldn't you slit open a baby's throat?
A: You might cut your dick.
Q: What's the difference between niggers and a dead baby?
A: Dead baby doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Q: What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
A: Twins in an acid bath
New mother: Doctor, doctor, is my baby alright?
Doctor: I have some good news, and I have some bad news.
New mother: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: The bad news is, it's a ginger.
New mother: Oh my God, no!
Doctor: Calm down, miss. The good news is, it's dead.
What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face.
What's the best thing about getting a blowjob from an ethiopian chick?
You know she's gonna swallow
What's the difference between a nine year old girl and a lamborghini?
You can't get three guys in a lamborghini
Why did the chicken cross the road?
You'd run two id a nigger was chasing you.
Q: What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?
A: I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
What's long and hard on a nigger
The first grade
What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree?
Taking it back down.
what's the worst part about fucking a six year old?
cleaning the blood off your clown suit.
Whats red and white and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.
how do you stop a rhino charging?
take away its credit card.
how do you stop a nigger charging?
shoot him.
How do you know your Girlfriend is too young?
When you have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth
Makeybussines (73) skrev:Er det nu lige pludselig blevet tilladt at poste jokes om negere, jøder, døde babyer, børneporno, incest og andre skumle ting?
Du mener altså at jøder og negere er "skumle ting"? :D
Så bliver jeg nød til at komme med denne (grumme) joke:
Hvordan får man 50 jøder ind i en folkevogn?
...man bruger askebægeret!
Det ironiske ved denne joke, er at jeg fik den af min bedste ven... som netop er jøde :D
Hvordan får man 50 jøder ind i en folkevogn?
...man bruger askebægeret!
Det ironiske ved denne joke, er at jeg fik den af min bedste ven... som netop er jøde :D
Kris (92) skrev:ZiN har slået fast at jeg er en mand. Og hans vid kan man jo ikke diskutere med. Så I må klare jer uden mig.
Den har jeg også fået et par gange... Men hvad de heller ikke ved/tror, har de heller ikke ondt af.
Så blir du da ikke spammet af lidderlige newz.dk nørder. xP
XorpiZ (99) skrev:NioBe (98) skrev:XorpiZ (96) skrev:#95
Hvaeh.. skal vi ikke mødes i aften? Jeg tager vin og æter med.
Hvad har det med spaming og gøre? btw... Nej tak... er ikke til nogle af delene :P
Du brokkede dig bare over, at du ikke var blevet antastet af liderlige nørder :D
Synes ikke at jeg har skrevet at det er noget lort at der ikke har været nogle newz.dk nørder og stalkede mig?!
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